A Few More Things You May Not Want to Know...

Okay...

So my list on the previous article probably didn't shock too many of my readers... With the exception of #3 and #6, some might have already predicted the other things I listed. Therefore, I am about to list a few more items that might be more shocking.

1. I have eaten Armadillo!

Yessir! On the ranch back home in Florida, we ate lots of interesting things! All you've got to do is get past the stench while butchering the things, and you can eat them with no problem!

2. I have eaten Soft Shell Turtle!

Just like the armadillo, these critters are also tasty when fried in grease!

3. When I was a teenager, I ate LIVE Green Tree Frogs.

It was one of those "I'll show them I'm a real man" kind of things... I actually made some money doing it too. Might would've had a promising career in the circus had I kept it up!

Again, these items might have been predictable as well due to my admission of having been in the Infantry, but these meals were all consumed prior to my military service...

Besides, I'd bet these three critters have nothing on the stuff Phil Johnson has eaten.