Saturday, July 14, 2007

Roswell, Flying Saucers, and Cold War Weapons Programs



Last night on Larry King, they were discussing the Roswell incident and UFOs.

First of all, I must confess that my wife and I have seen a "UFO" in the night sky on several occasions. It performed maneuvers in the air that looked to be impossible for a conventional aircraft, and then streaked out of sight. I'm not saying it was something from another world, but it was something flying in the sky that I could not identify...

Seeing as though Hunter Army Airfield is to my east and Robbins Air Force base is to my west, I believe that whatever it was, it was probably something that belongs to the United States Government and not to the Klingon High Command!

Folks, I hate to spoil the fun, but the probability of an extra-terrestrial life form finding something so interesting about our planet that it felt compelled to traverse the vast expanse of space to pay us a visit (even from the nearest star to our solar system) is laughable at best.

Here's the deal: the US government has duped the public into looking to the stars to explain weird lights in the sky when, in actuality, what has been seen is nothing more than super secret military aircraft being tested. I am of the opinion that the whole Roswell incident -right down to all the "insiders" who frequently come forward to tell about the conspiracy to cover up the existence of UFOs- is part of an elaborate (and highly successful) PSYOPS mission to cover up secret U.S. weapons projects.


Remember the F-117 nighthawk? The aircraft was designed in the 1970s, first flew in 1981, yet very few people knew a thing about it until Operation Desert Storm in 1991! How many times do you reckon it was mislabeled as a "UFO" by some alien crazed civilian? (What do you think people thought when they saw the B-2 Spirit?!!)

Do you want to see proof of REAL flying saucers??

Here it is!

Here's some more!


Here's a real life "Klingon Bird of Prey!"

The x-45 has probably been called a "UFO" a few times as well!

Yes, flying saucers and "UFOs" exist, but they belong to the U.S. Air Force. If you believe the government is covering up evidence of UFOs and extraterrestrials, you've been duped, and that's exactly what they've wanted all along...

(photos from wikipedia)

2 comments:

Gordan said...

UFO's are demonically powered Jesuit-mobiles.

Hey, on your poll I clicked on "huge waste of time" because that would mean it's a lot like mine (see my logo.)

In other news, one of Gojira's regular readers has chosen to start using Elasti-Girl (Mrs. Incredible) as her comment icon. This is causing me no small crisis.

Machine Gun Kelley said...

Thanks for paricipating in my poll!

Hmmm... Yeah, I could see how the gal using the Mrs. Inredible pic could be problematic for you.

I just decided to go with a handsome self-portrait!!!